darlings of the LORD

2007-01-10T18:31:00.000+08:00

Hey people, this is the attention-seeking Maria aka Raccoon. Go read my utterly lame post on www.dumbanddumberer.blogspot.com. Just for fun, ya know? The other's are better. Read those.

Maria

Duh

PS. Yes, I know I spelled sadistic wrongly!

PPS. Other's as in other people's posts.

2006-11-03T22:12:00.000+08:00

hey 1d! it kinda dawned on me today that i loooooooved 1d sooooooo much. I was so nervous to find out which class i was in next year then i saw the list, i dunno then i was just like noooooooooooo i want 1d back! but it's alright the new class of 2e'07 is kinda comforting me now so yeah! 2E-EWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i knew i was never really a participating person in the class, but i love you all so much! and it'll be cool ya know!

2e 2e 2e 2e 2e 2e 2e 2e 2e 2e 2e 2e 2e

Pei Ru

2006-11-03T15:37:00.000+08:00

1D!!! IM GONNA MISS U ALL MAN. *sOBS*
i know u all are going to miss me too! =) AND MY SCOLDINGS. lol

arghh IM GOING 2E!! THATS FREAKING.. ARGHHHHHHHHH!!
im like going to some nerd class. which fyi, SUX. AND THERE ARE 5 FREAKING PREFECTS. oh wait 4!

HEY SHANNEN, EVELYN, PEI RU, SHERYLL, RACHEL! thats all i haf in my class =( boo hoo hoo hoo. I WANT MORE 1D PPL!

now i know what they mean by the " JANELLS FAMOUS PROVERBS : TAI CONG MING YE BU SHI HAO! [ too smart doesnt mean good ] "

WAHHHH but then again, i think all the other classes sux too. ahhahah. WHY DID THEY SPLIT 1D!!

cos we were noisy -_-. LOL

ill extract smth from rachels blog.

at the start of the yr, we got an award for being the MOST EXPRESSIVE. everyone was like " errrr right " cos we really couldnt be bothered.
but after 1ds warmth and blah blah blaH,

WE BECAME THE MOST TALKATIVE! ok thats not exactly a good thing cos the stupid chairman always get scolded.

arnt u all sad *sobs* SO THATS WHY U SHOULD GO CLASS PARTY! TRY UR BEST!.
hai im still sad im separated from 1d and grace *sobs more*. ok la. haf fun 1d peeps next yr!

2006-11-02T19:37:00.000+08:00

DETAILS TO THE CHALET. NO EXACT NAME THOUGH.

Alle Männer sind Schwein - all men are swine thechosenone47.livejournal.com says:
u know u drive in to pasir ris park
Alle Männer sind Schwein - all men are swine thechosenone47.livejournal.com says:
the playground on ur right, right?
Alle Männer sind Schwein - all men are swine thechosenone47.livejournal.com says:
on the left got a role of bungalows
Alle Männer sind Schwein - all men are swine thechosenone47.livejournal.com says:
those bungalows are the chalets
Alle Männer sind Schwein - all men are swine thechosenone47.livejournal.com says:
one of them will be the one we're staying in
Alle Männer sind Schwein - all men are swine thechosenone47.livejournal.com says:
kay?

2006-11-02T16:40:00.000+08:00

lol hi.
we're losing badly megan. THIS IS ADDRESSED TO MEGAN ONLY AS THE OTHERS DONT BLOG.

we feel betrayed.
hurt.
sad.
lonely.
blah.
blah.
blah.

since u ppl haf not met me in SUCH A FREAKING LONG TIME, heres one of my lectures!
lol.

errr ok. hmm. whats the topic again. ah yes. THIS BLOG ISNT OUR BLOG! THIS IS THE CLASS'S BLOGS!! [ this applies to everyone ]. NOW QUICK BLOG.

i bet everytime i ask u ppl to tag, U DONT READ MY POSTS. *sobs* this is too tragic. u dont haf a topic? blog abt the oncoming class party! like megan -_-.

lol HEY THE FULL STOP WASNT MEANT TO BE A MOLE.[sigh jan] looks good anyway. ok why do we feel compelled to keep this blog alive? cos we noe that even though 1d's going to get split up next yr -

- dont mind me saying this. everyone knows how big 1d's range is. from 50+ to 78 (stupid angela). its quite impossible for us to stay together, but then again, NTHS IMPOSSIBLE WITH GOD!

ok so 1d's going to get split up, but we dont want the spirit to die! u'll nvr find a class like this in ur entire life time.
-we're united agaisnt our teachers [whoops],
-we scream for each other when one of us goes on stage [well not all scream. SOME],
-we talk like we're the only human beings in the world and we've not met for a few centuries even when there are teachers arnd,
-we only stop when another teacher comes in with her face looking quite constipated.
-ok no la. when shes angry. liddat - >:[ ehh still looks quite constipated
-we were the ONLY class who had PROPER food on lunchbox day while everyone just munched little snackies.
-we didnt leave out the new girls and they blended in well. sometimes when the teachers ask me who are the new girls, i even forget =s
-we're a cool class.

-the outings we go to arnt boring like " someone's house " or " stay in the canteen and eat more boring food ". INSTEAD, we go SENTOSA and raid the water dragon thing which i think we arnt supposed to. the weather was quite bad but im sure everyone ENJOYED running in the rain. we got cuts but no one complained. we swam in the sea and i didnt know there were jellyfish and stone fishes but thank GOD that no one got hurt. OR DROWNED
-now we're going some chalet and pasir ris park. im not sure how its going to be like, but with my superb supervision, EVERYTHING WILL GO WELL. ok i hope.
-by now, most of u shld feel comfortable with each other.

rmb the video we made for u ppl? let me quote a few stuff.
" 1d... " ok forget it. i cant rmb. lol i think shannens was abt making her less shy or making her able to express better. smth like that.

just wanted u all to know that everyone of u all in 1d has created an impact on my life, and im sure to others to!

lol hth do u put pics. ok after this, im going to FORCE everyone to read it. lol. ok no. but if u read it, pls ask ur other 1d ppl to read it too so it wont go to waste! =)

YEAH 1D'06!

2006-11-02T11:19:00.000+08:00

BLUE!haha so anyways.CLASS PARTY!!too bad i cant go.or ill go late.maybe around 7.haha.BOO CLAUDY FORGOT THE TITLE OF A SONG I WANTED TO KNOW!!grr.haha.alibaba thought it was consuming fire cause the words consuming fire were in the song. -.- haha.WELL ITS NOT!haha.so anyways tomorrow i have training.again.boo.and then im going to stay in some chalet in pasir ris.dunno if its the same one as the class party but well.haha.im playing at the cross on the guitar now.haha.i forgot how to sing the first part so i shall go look for the song in windows media player. :D

2006-11-01T22:32:00.000+08:00

ok 1st thing) we would be going pasir ris park instead of east coast so im sorry for any inconvienience caused.

2nd thing) grace doesnt live at toapayoh. haha sry. she lives at tohyi. but she needs a lift so pls offer by tagging.

3rd thing) i havnt got any response of parents volounteering to send these poor kids. PLS ASK UR PARENTS

4th thing) sry abt the venue. as pumbaas still not vry sure [ she alr helped us book so we shant pressure her to tell us the place as shes having difficulty finding out from her dad ],

i will try to inform u all asap! pls understand

2006-11-01T11:13:00.000+08:00

HELLO.so i just updated this blog and changed the skin.haha cause i was bored.lalala.and i got a new tagboard cause i couldnt find the old one.it somehow disappeared -.- haha and now the blogs not screwed anymore.the tagboards cool man.its transparent.haha.so its just words and u cant see the tagboard.O.o haha.TAG TAG TAG!haha u better after all the hard work i put it for this blog.okay fine it wasnt hard and i WAS bored sooo.but who cares.just tag. :D HAHA.so yeah later theres training BOOO. ): haha.yeah well i shall eat lunch now.DONT FORGET TO TAG!! :D
<3 MEGAN [ somehow everytime i type my name it turns out like / after i post it -.- so i always have to edit it.so weird -.-]

2006-06-15T19:11:00.000+08:00

ALAMAK! ai ya who cares lah. i ( NO WAIT it was M-E-G-A-N ) did it like that also last time. its quite kool lah. also VERY screwed up. but nvm lah. just make sure the tagboard can be OPENED. thx.

[wah lao now blogger so chim. must write code somemore]

anything just blame her lah
[see i nvr take credit for this somemore. hai so nice man. ]

2006-06-15T16:48:00.000+08:00

okok iscrewed the class blog JAN JAN JAN JAN IM DAMN SORRY!!! HELP! HELP SERIOUSLY IM FERAKING OUT!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sheil-

2006-06-07T23:56:00.000+08:00

HAHA i stole this from 1M. lol thanks!

***
A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the woman asked, "Honey, if I died would you get married again?"
The man said, "No dear."
The woman said, "I'm sure you would."
So the man said, "Okay, I would"
Then the woman asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?"
And the man replied, "Ya, I guess so."
Then the woman asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?"
And the man replied, "No, she's left handed."
***
There were three men in a bar.
All three were sitting at the bar stool and one got up to use the bathroom. The other two men started talking.
One man said, ''So what's new in your life?''
The other responded,
''Well I just found out my son got a promotion.
He used to be a janitor at the bank and now he is an executive.
On top of that there's someone special in his life.
He just bought his new love a brand new Lexus.''
The other man says,
''My son also got a promotion and he has decided to settle down.
He bought his new love a new house on the beach.''
The third man comes back from the bathroom.
He looked kind of upset so the other two men asked what's eating him. He responded,
''I just found out that my son is gay.
The good part is his lover bought him a brand new Lexus and a new house on the beach.''
***
A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said,
"Mummy, why is my name Petal?"
The mother replied,
"Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head."
The next baby walked up and asked,
"Mummy why is my name Rose?"
she replied,
"Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head."
The last baby walked up to her and said,
"BLAS CLAFLAS YIFRASSAM TASSM POONNFFFIINRTY.
"The mother replied, "Please be quiet, Fridge."
***
A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs.
She gave each kid in the class the first half of the proverb,
and asked them to fill in the rest.

Here's what the kids came up with:
1. Better to be safe than... punch a 5th grader.
2. Strike while the... bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before... daylight savings time.
4. Never underestimate the power of... termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but... how?
6. Don't bite the hand that... looks dirty.
7. No news is... impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a... Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog... math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you... will stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust... me.
12. The pen is mightier than... the pigs.
13. An idle mind is... the best way to relax.
14. Where there is smoke, there's... pollution.
15. Happy is the bride who... gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is... not much.
17. Two is company, three's... The Musketeers.
18. None are so blind as... Helen Keller.
19. Children should be seen and not... spanked or grounded.
20. If at first you don't succeed... get new batteries.
21. You get out of something what you... see pictured on the box
22. When the blind lead the blind... get out of the way.
23. There is no fool like... Aunt Edie.
24. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Cry and... you have to blow your nose.

This joke is NOT meant to be racist

Starting Young
One day, 4 babies were born at K.K. Hospital
: a German, a Jewish, a Filipino and a Singaporean.
However, someone mixed up the babies by mistake,
and the nurses couldn't differentiate between them.
However, the head sister had a bright idea.
She lined the babies up in front of her and exclaimed, "Heil Hitler!"
At hearing this, the German baby raised his arm in a salute,
while the Jewish baby soiled his diapers.
In the meantime,
the Singaporean baby turned to the Filipino baby and said,
"Clean that up!"

2006-06-05T10:42:00.000+08:00

yo! one more day till class party.

somehow i dont feel very good about it

eheheh

sorry lah, but then a lot of ppl now say cannot go.

nvm lah! the less the easier to take care lor.

i think.

these are the ppl who now tell me they cannot come

[or i heard]

1) michelle wee

2) alyssa ( perhaps )

3) sheila

4) evelyn. --> heard

think positive!

ok i shall think of 10 uh comforting reasons that less ppl are coming

1) not so tiring for me to carry the shirts.. (lol doesnt really matter)

2) easier to take care. NOT THAT I AM TAKING CARE OF U PPL, but not that easy getting lost lah.

3) eh easier to take pictures?

4) not that attention grabbing?

5) AH! not many complains for me to hear!!

6) OK FORGET IT. I CANT THINK OF ANY!!

oh i forgot to tell u why i put that skirt there.

ISNT THAT THE SHORTEST SKIRT U'VE EVER SEEN??

well it is for me

if i ever think of wearing that thing

it wont even cover anything

that is madness sia

well that girl [ not from our sch ]

really appreciates this skirt

whod u think wear this skirt

HMMM

thinks.

i dont want to

itll be weird if i see anyone wearing so short

but anyway, i think megan likes it.

so well.

pray for the class party!

that it doesnt rain

cos if it does

i think we just take bus to orchard and watch movie lah!

HAHAHA

ok that is so unplanned

but no one cares anyway

so enjoy!

2006-05-30T20:00:00.000+08:00

HAHAHAH lol sorry to all girls out there in that school, but this comic is damn funny!! lol. pls if u feel offended, dont go on reading. while as for angela and kymberly, dont worry cos its for the secondary school, not primary school. HAHAHAHHA.

LOL that was one of the farniest comic strips i ever saw. as for what happened to the boy, u must continue reading on!! next time then i show u MUAHAHAH.

2006-05-30T13:59:00.000+08:00

yo this is ur famous 28.12fm here! ur dj is doing a quiz so dont disturb the smarties.

S E 7 E N people and things that make me Smile:
1) the mirror
2) the camera ( AWW )
3) when my teacher jokes ( coff, i haf to! )
4) free money AHHHH
5) when u say im ur best friend! =)
6) when u say im the best. C'MON DO IT NOW!
7) the video recorder

S E 7 E N things i NEED :)
1) God
2) family
3) friends, no not irritating or annoying ones
4) food
5) WATER!
6) spongebob
7) THE TOILET, THAT CAN FLUSH ahem

S E 7 E N People I Believe/Trust In:
1) God
2) the bible
3) mr quek. lol
4) myself
5) shannen
6) janell tan cos shes just great!
7) running

S E 7 E N Things I Hope To Have/Do Now:
1) go mad and crazy
2) a slide meant for water use and a tube .. RUBBER TUBE for swimming
3) power! muahaha
4) eliminate all the pictures that ppl haf that that i dont want them to
5) peace on earth
6) satan gone POOF
7) secrets!! oo

S E 7 E N Things I Do Everyday:
1) msn
2) study AWWW
3) read stupid chinese book
4) blog hopping
5) sing chicken song
6) eat porridge, my ah ma cook one [ so sad ]
7) run!!!!!!!!!! whooo

S E 7 E N People I Want to See Now :
1) my class cos that means its PARTY TIME!!
2) money!
3) spongebob and his show
4) drake and josh
5) a nice chi show
6) someone coming up to me on msn and say " HEY I WANT TO TELL U A SECRET! " and the secret is interesting and she DOES tell cos some ppl just like to annoy me.
7) megan coming up to me and say she has a boyfriend. ooo

S E 7 E N People who should also do this:
1) u
2) u
3) u
4) u
5) u
6) u
7) u

1. The tagged victims have to come up with eight different points of his/her perfect lover. [ BLAH BLAH BLAH ]
2. Have to mention the gender of his/her perfect lover. (duh.)
3. Tag eight other victims to join this game and leave a comment on their blog.
4. If you are tagged the second time, there's no need to do this AGAIN.
5. Lastly, most importantly, HAVE. FUN. DOING. IT .

Gender : must i tell u. ehehhe. -.-''
seriously? ok
Eight points:
1. nerd
2. not a proud ass
3. ok looking
4. doesnt haf to be funny, i can laugh at myself.
5. not angry easily
6. cool hair. HAHA
7. runner
8. no vulgarities. for sure. well, hardly

8 victims: 1dians. opps i think i exceeded -.-'' LOL

2006-05-29T19:14:00.000+08:00

now from 28.12 fm presenting to you, CHICKENS IN THE MORNING! no, CHICKENS IN THE NIGHT! i mean. cos its night, u noe, dark night, HAHAHA so funny right? yeah i know.

ok
CHICKEN 1: today arh, i am going to present to you a song called " im just a chicken " O-K?
CHICKEN 2: yeah!! duh.. it rocks dude!

CHICKEN 1: you chicken! dont come interupting my show O-K!
CHICKEN 2: what lah u chicken pok pok!
CHICKEN 1: i daddycate my song to the 1d!
CHICKEN 2: AH 1, AH 2, AH 1,2,3 goooo

CHICKEN 1: wait lah, i havnt prepear yet
CHICKEN 2: sure dude
CHICKEN 1: you go away lah u chicken
CHICKEN 2: *rolls eyeballs*
CHICKEN 1: you see lah! you chicken also so proud. you are the first darn chicken i see who rolls its eyesball!
CHICKEN 2: whatever man

CHICKEN 1: *clears throat* ahem, I WOKE UP IT WAS SEVEN
CHICKEN 2: he cuckooed till eleven
CHICKEN 1: JUST TO FIGURE OUT THAT NO ONE WOKE UP!
CHICKEN 2: he thinks he cuckoo very loud but he cant wake them up
CHICKEN 1: WHATS ANOTHER MORNING ALONE?!
CHICKEN 2: when hes spending every morning alone!
CHICKEN 2: hes a loser *HAHAHA*

the chicken song corous
CHICKEN 1: IM JUST A CHICKEN, AND LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE!
CHICKEN 2: hes just a chicken, and hes lets down all chickens
CHICKEN 1: NOBODY CARES, COS IM ALONE AND THE WORLD IS
CHICKEN 2: not ignoring him at all.. TONIGHT

ok im bored. yawns. say good bye to channel 28.12 fm and stay tuned! loooooo!

2006-05-28T12:00:00.000+08:00

HELLO MY DEAR FRIENDS!! OLEH OLEH OLEH. u want to see a picture. my group took it in 1s and i love it! haha but I DONT WANT TO SHOW U! too bad.

good morning everyone, this is channel 28.12 FM speaking, todays weather is bright and sunny, oh wait. i am so sorry. i just heard thunder so it isnt bright and sunny anymore. TOO BAD! ok so it is thundery and rainy and dark. that is so depressing. there is a traffic jam at www.dynamitethrashers.blogspot.com so better take a detour to www.dirtydodos4.blogspot.com and then after a while u can take another route back to www.dynamitethrashers.blogspot.com by the AYE or BTE.

now we would like to have our CHICKENS IN THE MORNING! to talk with us.

CHICKEN 1 : pok!
CHICKEN 2: pok!
*and this goes on for 1 hr*
CHICKEN 1 : pok!
CHICKEN 2 : pok!

CHICKEN 1: ai chicken 2, enough already lah!
CHICKEN 2: what?! u started it first!
CHICKEN 1 : what!!! so its my fault ah
CHICKEN 2: YA LAH! THEN WHAT?!?! MINE ARH?!
*goes on for another hr*

o no. i got to go. HAHA ok continue listening to the chickens pok while i go. watch out for THE CHICKENS!, every weekend, only on channel 28.12FM

2006-05-25T23:38:00.000+08:00

ok fine, that wasnt long and i SUSPECT some1 is going to kill me for blogging so short.

hello. yo. hi. blah blah blah. this is difficult to read. is it? i havnt blogged for a few days and the tagboard has been wandering around stuff like the
" oo i love amazing race " and the " cute fat boys " and dunno who that takes part.

then theres the american idol where people go singing around which i dont really enjoy cos its so boring and i prefer singapore idol so much better.

yawn im so tired u noe its 11.38 right now and im even blogging which i cant believe so. cos i just had cross and i ran so much and i just love cross. the playing part.

for those who didnt pay me the money, sorry no class shirt for u... TMR. ill give u on the day itself. for those that paid, come to me for some supplementary lessons on why im not giving u the shirt on friday.

for complaints pls email me. but be sure i may not reply u as im stressed over the stupid class shirt. blehhhh. u noe u ppl KEEP COMPLAINING TO ME ok i have to relax. breathe in breathe out.

as for class party im going to discuss it with u ppl tmr. i will discuss .. some time when theres time. bleh. AHH ok one thing, the class party u're going as an individual, im not responsible for anything so pls be very kiasu if u are scared. cos .. ya. come at ur own risk. thank u.

but i can take care of u if u dont give me too much trouble lah!!

2006-05-25T23:37:00.000+08:00

hello. im back again to blog. yes. yippee. whoo whoo. ok i blogged. bye.

2006-05-14T15:40:00.000+08:00

welcome back to " the 1d toilet queen! "

after much PAIN and HARDWORK and SUFFERING (etc), we've finally totalled the results of the polling. to those that voted, we would like to thank you all for your generous time and emails. to those that didnt, GO AND DIE LAH! Pumbaa agrees. (ya i do)

ok ive got overwhelming responses and my inbox was flooded. yes you may be shocked by this big amount of emails. in total, we received *! dont be alarmed, but yea. [ the star represents a number ].

ok! nows the time for the results. clench ur fists, twist your fingers, and here it goes ...

...
...
...
...
...

CONTESTANT NUMBER 1!

sorry but youre out. dont cry dear, theres always time for more exciting contests. (ya, u can always try for the next one)

now onto the winner, ... ... CONTESTANT NUMBER .. *shouts, screams* yes, cheer for your favourite contestant. *4!* *2&3!*

CORRECT! CONTESTANT NUMBER 2 & 3! congratulations on your big win! [puts banner over them] im proud to say that THEY won 50% of our votes! thats higher than what any contestant has ever won! it was a tough fight between her and contestant number 1, but after much voting, contestant number 2&3 won by a tiny weeny bit. (yup, it really was a tiny weeny bit)

now stay tuned for our next .. i dunno what. but be assured, we'll find something fun to keep you occupied.

we live to give you fun - the fed up team.(meaning jan & pumbaa)

2006-05-12T00:10:00.000+08:00

i'm addressing the complains for today (which is kinda pathetic, since there are only two and one is NOT legit at all. but that doesn't mean u can come flood my e-addy with crap, cause i already haf too many chain mail to deal with. and please, put complains as a subject for ur email, if not i'll just delete it as junk/chain mail).

now, where were we? ah, the complains...

ah-hem
*clears throat*

1. kwek pei ru, i dun care about ur complaining cause:

a) ur not allowed to complain at all cause u r a contestant. if u read on or ur tiny eyes had seen carefully, u would haf seen the sentence, "contestants are not allowed to complain," or wateva it says anyway. i dun care about ur bladder problem. if u got one then too bad. we do FEEL for u, but just go treat it or something. it's not as if it's cancer.

and b) jadey is NOT a 1diao, or 1dian, she's from 1e, so she is not allowed to help u type out ur letter either. so i'm officially rejecting ur complain.

now, we go on to letter no. 2.

2. g-sting/ah-g/g-rope/grace fung, wateva u would like me to call u, u do NOT come flooding my inbox with stupid, freaking junk mail! i said already, NO JUNK MAIL! ya hear me?! so yeah, this one's also rejected.

which means, there are no more complain letters for me to see or read or go over.

see jan, i did my job as complain-addresser, i've done my part, so u had better be doing urs instead of loafing around or doing wateva it is ur always doing.

2006-05-11T21:51:00.000+08:00

ok now votes for today, so far NO 2 and NO 3 are winning!
by a lot,
or a little
i shant tell u

but what u will know,
is that,
IF U DONT VOTE NOW,
u will never get the chance to vote.

and that is VERY VERY DISASTRIOUS

btw: if u want to know the no of votes now
i can tell u,
every single contestant
got a vote.

u can also suggest some topics for the next polling system! =)

2006-05-10T22:08:00.000+08:00

well hello people.
*WARNING*
to those who cant stand toilets
i advise u to not look below
as the bottom few will be filled with toilets and shit
thank u

ok 1dians. or 1diaos. whichever u prefer
we are going to have a WORLD-CLASS vote now!
hmm the contestants are randomly chosen
but who cares.
u can vote for them by emailing
whyuwanttoknowarh@hotmail.com
or u can also compliment it there
that email is always available

BUT

if u have any complains
abt this or anything,
shout ur complains to
pumbaa_0220@hotmail.com (dun anyhow say lah, u stupid janell tan. ppl, send to the e-addy above, not mine. cause i DIDN'T choose the contestants.)
shes ALWAYS there for u (ha! puh-lease!)

ok
todays theme is
: WHO GOES TO THE TOILET THE MOST!

the contestants are.. WELCOMING,
number 1 : KWEK PEI RU!
*claps*
the one always going to the toilet!
going there to pee
(theres nothing to see)
i do not know why
but we DONT need to know do we?!
*contestants are not allowed to complain*

number 2 : ANGELA!
*claps*
the one whos always accompanied OH SO faithfully by..
*which brings us to number 3,
PRISCILLA CHEONG!
ok these two come in pairs.
so vote for them together.
they're always seen walking IN and OUT of the classroom!
right?
no, fine.

*drumrolls*
now, for number 4,
last but not least, ...
JESSICA!
watch her today,
AND U SHALL SEE,
the wondrous amount of flowing pee!

what a FANTASTIC POEM!
im impressed. *sniffles*

yes! vote now, or itll be too late!
to vote for pei ru,
type 1 in ur email box
and say " pei ru is toilet queen! "
and send it to..
( no, not 1900 112 6868 )
the email above!

to vote for angela and priscilla
type 2 and 3 in ur email box
and say " angela and priscilla, is the best! "
and send it to ..
BLAH BLAH BLAH

to vote for jessica
type 4 in ur email box
and say " pee wee wee "
and .. AH FORGET IT
u noe right.

this voting competition is only allowed for 1diaos
if u arnt a 1diao,
then i suggest u request to change classes
quickly vote now!
EVERY VOTE COUNTS!
the results shall be posted NEXT SUNDAY!

vote now, for ur favourite toilet queen

pls do not get offended.

we live to haf fun! :)

dang dang dang

2006-05-04T14:15:00.000+08:00

this is bad.
well, for me that is.
so far we received : Maths, Geog, Art and English
AND MAN!
other than angela, jessica, gloricia/sheryll and theodora and evelyn
I BET WE'RE ALL SO DEPRESSED.
ahhh.
i haf like how many Bs!
and last time it was so easy to get A!
=0
did i just deprove or has it become harder.
i think it became harder.
i mean, im just smart
so it cant be that i DEPROVED *gasp* the horror of that word
lol
i cant believe THE HORROR that i got a B4 for art
THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE!
i demand to see the class chair!
*half an hour later*
LOOK! i went to ask the class chair
and she said i deserved an A1 or A*!
(whatever that is better to my benefit)

AND U NOE WHAT?!
while u people are going for the trail walk
i have to go for my trg
that is so sad.
i think im going to cry
no of course im not
boo hoo poor u
u dont get to see me cry
BUT THEN AGAIN,
HELLO?!!?
trg = tiring
tiring = NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NO-- = Janell goes mad
[ and fyi, janell cant go mad if not 1d will be sad ]
IT EVEN RHYMES!

now im going for the terror
CROSS!
dont need to cry for me
sniff im used to it
THINGS CANT BE HELPED
ok ill go now
bye

2006-04-30T17:59:00.000+08:00

attention: to access the songs, you haf to type in a password and user id. and to do that, you must ask...me. :) nah, i'll be nice and tell u, since it won't jeopardize our blog in any way. user: mp3music, password: listener. haf fun! - pumbaa

2006-04-30T10:01:00.000+08:00

hey again! just wanna tell you guys that I just put up links to some songs. they're below the "Friends" links. just scroll all the way down. I'll put up more next time. -pumbaa

2006-04-29T10:30:00.000+08:00

hey guys! i just made this blog! hope u guys like it. if not, tell me and i'll just delete it. :) anyways, if ur profile is not correct, tell me and i'll change it. -pumbaa